Agents of B.A.L.S.A

Vince sent me this. He was a little cagey about its source, but it involved something called the Pulp-O-Mizer. Excuse me. I gotta go crank-up the time machine.

P.S., And where is the E. L. Moore feature story?  It can't be legit without something from B.A.L.S.A. agent #1. I imagine it might involve our hero battling an evil Swedish mad scientist intent on grinding all the world's balsa into dust, mixing it with glue, and flooding the Earth with flat-pack furniture. O the humanity....